the ties that blind

depending on the damsel in distress, i like to treat with temptation when i'm tied up the neck.  in order of appearance from left to right, these are some of the ties that might:

1. extra thick brown fatty

2. spider sparkle sensation

3. 99% lean brown beef

4. miami spice

5. surprise, surprise, kitty surprise

6. blues schmooze

7. pizza face