i don't really get the allure of football. i never have. i mean i understand how it's played and all that, i just don't get the obsessiveness people have for it. even when considering something i truly love or obsess over, i'm pretty sure i could legitimately live without it. some football fans, i'm not so sure. some are completely glazed over by the flavor of a pork rind, smell of a pigskin and hamming it out with the bros over a game. it's a shame really, i love doing all those things too. except if i'm jamming out with the bros, it's usually around a "video" game. tennis and ping pong are about as sporty as this brahh can get. i was born as a solo sporter i think, a bit of a lone wolf in the rink. but if i had to choose between a buckin' bronco and a sassy seahawk, i'd take a sassmouthed seahawk every time.