it says hello! and the sad, flat, smashed sore booty and back bid their farewell. you shall not be missed and you shall pass into the realm of forgotten fellows as a drifting memory in the time my butt served it's sentence to your ergonomic failure. my tender loins welcome a new addition to this work-from-home situation. my sweet brown booty treat i tenderly call a seat, there's some junk in this trunk that can't wait to meet.